Showing posts with label judah maccabee. Show all posts
Showing posts with label judah maccabee. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 25, 2015

New Kindle Single Now Available!

My short story Get the Greek is now available as a Kindle Single in the Amazon bookstore!


To paraphrase the great Mark Twain, "Everyone talks about the commercialization of the holiday season, but nobody does anything about it!"

Had this story been written by populist television personality Bill O'Reilly, it would have been titled Killing Santa. My publisher wanted to title it When Judah Met Santa (though in her Boston accent it came out like "When Juder Met Santer"), but I nixed it because this isn't a love story. It's a short, comic tale about Hanukkah, Christmas, and the lengths one historical figure might go to end the commercialization of the holiday season.

Actually, it's got a few historical figures in there. Plus an angel. And Santa Claus. It all works, believe me.

Get your copy for $0.99 while they're still so cheap!

Friday, December 19, 2014

Get the Greek: A Chrismukkah Tale

My hybrid Christmas/Hanukkah story Get the Greek: A Chrismukkah Tale, was published by Liberty Island!

It's got comedy, pathos, excitement, and the most incisive social commentary you'll ever see outside of a gas station water cooler conversation.  If you've ever been interested in what Judah Maccabee really thinks about the holiday season, then this is the story for you.

There's a little bit of rough language, some implied intimacy, adult situations, mild violence, and angels.  Which reindeer takes a bullet?  What does Heaven's VFW post look like?  Where do cat souls come from?  These questions and more are answered in Get the Greek, free to read on Liberty Island!