Showing posts with label good book. Show all posts
Showing posts with label good book. Show all posts

Thursday, January 21, 2016

Howe vs. Dubrow

Adam Howe, author of Black Cat Mojo and Die Dog or Eat the Hatchet consented to let me interview him at The Slaughtered Bird.  We discussed many things, including horror fiction, action movies, and the American south.

I wish I could say it went well.

"You’ve already described how you won Stephen King’s On Writing contest some time ago; what do you think the horror genre would look like today if the King of Horror hadn’t taken up the craft?

These things are cyclical. Not to devalue King’s work – talent like his will always out – but no doubt another writer would have filled the void left by King’s major influences: Matheson, Bradbury, Bloch. And today we’d probably still be enduring shitty rip-offs of that guy’s work! A more interesting question – I’ll just pose my own Q’s, thanks – is to wonder how King would fare as an emerging writer in today’s market. A slim book like Carrie would be considered a novella."

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I mean...wow.  Just...wow.

Friday, November 27, 2015

Ken Preston's Lost the Plot

In a world of spam selling African princes who need your help to uncover untold riches, magical pills that increase everything a man might want to increase, and vacation packages to paradise on Earth, author Ken Preston has presented a giveaway that's too good to be true...but nevertheless is true.
Not only is he giving away a free Kindle Paperwhite e-reader to a lucky winner of his contest, but every entrant, win or lose, get a free copy of his awesome vampire novel Joe Coffin: Season One. That's...that's crazy. Even if you don't win, you still win.

I can only assume that Ken's lost the plot. So what you need to do as soon as you can is click the link, enter, and get ready to win either way, because I suspect Ken will come to his senses pretty soon.

Wednesday, November 25, 2015

New Kindle Single Now Available!

My short story Get the Greek is now available as a Kindle Single in the Amazon bookstore!


To paraphrase the great Mark Twain, "Everyone talks about the commercialization of the holiday season, but nobody does anything about it!"

Had this story been written by populist television personality Bill O'Reilly, it would have been titled Killing Santa. My publisher wanted to title it When Judah Met Santa (though in her Boston accent it came out like "When Juder Met Santer"), but I nixed it because this isn't a love story. It's a short, comic tale about Hanukkah, Christmas, and the lengths one historical figure might go to end the commercialization of the holiday season.

Actually, it's got a few historical figures in there. Plus an angel. And Santa Claus. It all works, believe me.

Get your copy for $0.99 while they're still so cheap!

Monday, November 23, 2015

Interview with Ken Preston

I very much enjoyed Ken Preston's vampire novel Joe Coffin Season One, and in honor of the release of the sequel, Joe Coffin Season Two, I sat down with Ken and interviewed him.

Next to zombies, vampires are the most written-about monsters in horror today. What makes the Joe Coffin series stand out from the rest?

I know exactly what you mean. Do we really need another vampire novel? Seriously?

The answer to that question is tied up with the reason I write fiction. My stories aren’t about vampires, or zombies, massive robots, aliens, sex, love, hatred, racism, bravery, monsters, sinners, saints, well you get the picture, I could go on but I won’t.

Whatever story I write, in whatever genre, my main focus is always on the people in that story. I want to find out who they are, what makes them tick, what they would do in certain situations and why. I want to feel something for them, even the villains, I want the reader to feel something for them, become invested in the story through the people in that story.

So the fact that the Joe Coffin books are populated with vampires is kind of secondary to me. I’m not particularly clever at the author marketing side of the business, or making a plan to write a bestselling novel. If that had been the case I would have researched what was the up and coming genre to be writing in. But no, I had a story I wanted to tell, I needed to tell, and that story was about a mobster called Joe Coffin.

Who happens to fight vampires.

Some people like to listen to music when they read. What would be a good soundtrack to read Joe Coffin by?

Oh wow, now that is an interesting question.

I’m not sure I know how to answer that question, so can I tell you what I have been listening to whilst writing Joe Coffin?

You have to bear in mind that I recently bought myself a turntable, and so my listening choices suddenly became limited to what I still had on vinyl.

Let’s see…

I picked up a record recently called Louisiana Rock n Roll. Hadn’t got a single idea what it was going to sound like, but I was pleasantly surprised. Highlights on that album are ‘Sea of Love’ and ‘Breaking up Is Hard to Do’, both of which I can envisage being played over a violent scene in a movie adaptation of Joe Coffin.

I have also been listening to a lot of Electric Light Orchestra, and I actually namecheck one of their songs in Joe Coffin Season One. ‘Evil Woman’ aptly describes Steffanie.

Jim Croce has also been a favourite recently, and here I’m going to let you in on an in-joke in Season One. In the chapter titled ‘meaner than a junkyard dog’ Emma jokingly refers to Coffin as Leroy. Big Bad Leroy Brown is a Jim Croce song, and one of the lines in the song describes him as “…meaner than a junkyard dog.” But I never actually explain that in the book!

Some Ennio Morricone would be great to listen to. He writes such cool musical scores, and again I reference him with Tom’s ringtone being the theme tune from ‘The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly’.
And last but certainly not least, we need to have some Queen. Maybe ‘Tie Your Mother Down’ or ‘Killer Queen’!

Of all the places in the world to set a vampire outbreak, in Joe Coffin you placed it in Birmingham, England. Why?

The short answer to that question is, because I live there. Or at least very near. I’m familiar with Birmingham, so I don’t have to do a whole lot of research for my settings.

The longer answer is this: Partial inspiration for Joe Coffin came from an old BBC TV series called Gangsters. When I was a child I used to stay up late on a Friday night to watch it. I was far too young to be exposed to material like that (particularly the scenes involving drug taking) but I loved it. There was nothing else like it on TV, and there hasn’t been since.

The setup is fairly hackneyed and overused, even back then when it was first shown. A villain is released from prison and wants to simply get the money he is owed and then get out of town. Of course it’s not that simple, and things become a lot more complicated.

What made it stand out was the writing. Quite simply it’s written and filmed as though it was a spaghetti western, (there is even a nod to this from the director in that the strippers in the club strip to the theme tune to The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly) or an American film noir.

In fact, I was so enamored of the series that an early draft of Joe Coffin was set in the 1970s, when Gangsters was filmed and set.

Unfortunately the final series of Gangsters wound up becoming extremely surreal and disappeared up its own arse, something I promise isn’t going to happen to Joe Coffin.

Tell us about your plans for the ungentle giant named Joe. Where do you see the series going?

The core concept I initially had for Joe Coffin was of a vampire hunter who happens to be married to a vampire. That’s kind of where I am headed still, although the series has become much broader than I anticipated, and with a multi-character storyline.

The vampire threat is going to keep growing, and Joe is going to keep on being right in the middle of it, even though that is the last place he wants to be! I feel like I am telling one huge story over the course of these books, and there will definitely come a time when I will write THE END and that will be it, no more Joe Coffin books. But when that is, and how it will happen, I have no idea.

Joe Coffin isn’t the only thing you’ve written. Tell us about your other books.

I have a short story collection out, called Population:DEAD!. That has had some great feedback, especially the title story (zombies, another horror trope!) and How To Eat A Car, and The Man Who Murdered Himself. The Man Who . . . in particular struck a chord with readers, and I get asked about the ending. I have to say, yes I know for sure what happens at the end, and I even point out that there is a clue in the story, but you’ve just got to go with what you think. Go with your ending.

That particular story is also about depression, and I was just coming out of a period of serious depression when I wrote it. It was part of the healing process for me, and I think that can be partly why it resonates with readers.

I also write romance books for a British publisher. Quite a big gap between those two genres, I know, but like I said, it’s always more about the people than the plots or the genre for me.
I also have a Young Adult series starting soon, involving time travelling dinosaurs!

Which of your characters has the most Ken Preston in him (so to speak)? I do hope it’s not Corpse.

Ha! Nope, and neither is it Stump! Actually, it’s someone much worse than either of those two. It’s Tom Mills. Readers reacted so strongly to him. They said things like ‘I hated Tom,’ and ‘I absolutely loathed him’. And I was punching the air, going YES!

Because Tom is a despicable character. Absolutely. But I kind of felt for him, and empathized with him a little. I can’t excuse anything he does in the book, but still . . .

Shortly after Joe Coffin Season One was published and I was getting this reader feedback about Tom I was still going through counselling, and I chatted with my therapist about this. She said, maybe those people who have expressed this feel this way because they see a little bit of Tom in themselves, and it repulses them.

I don’t know. Maybe.

Everyone likes to talk to genre writers about genre fiction, so let’s get away from that for a moment. Who’s your favorite literary (non-genre) fiction author? Favorite literary work?

I absolutely adore To Kill A Mockingbird. I don’t want to say anything about the controversy surrounding Go Set A Watchman, but I haven’t read it and I don’t intend to. To Kill A Mockingbird is too precious to me.

David Mitchell’s Cloud Atlas is another amazing book, although we are straying back into genre here, as this big, fat, Man Booker nominated novel is simultaneously a science fiction tale, a fast paced thriller, a historical drama, a comedy, and an end of the world fable. Don’t tell me how rubbish the film is, read the book instead.

You’re a family man. How do you think that affects your writing?

Family is very important to me, obviously. As I write this I am at a skatepark where my son is having skateboarding lessons. Everything else, including the writing, fits around family. Family, and family history, also infuses my writing. It was difficult for me to write the opening chapter of Joe Coffin Season One, with the two boys exploring the abandoned house. And then, coming back to Tom Mills, it was very hard being in his head sometimes, especially when writing down his thoughts and feelings on his son, and his wife.

Another aspect is my own relationship with my father, which wasn’t particularly good. Absent fathers are a common theme in my books, although I never intend them to be. Joe Coffin’s father was a difficult man, and helped shape the young boy into the man he is now. Tom is an absent father to his own son. The most evil vampire of all is referred to as ‘the Father’. Hmm, maybe I need to go see that counsellor again.

How have your artistic background and training affected your writing career?

It’s all wrapped up in one, to be honest. Creativity is the driving force of my life. If I was stuck in a job that didn’t allow me to express myself creatively I know I would go insane. Seriously.

I’ve written about this before, but I am convinced that part of what made my father the man he was, was his denial of his true, creative self. Unfortunately for him he was born into a culture and a time that pressured men to be a ‘Real Man’. To be a ‘Real Man’ seemed to involve spending your all his time outside of work in bars, with a cigarette permanently dangling from your mouth, and bullshitting his way through life.

But he did have a creative side which, despite his attempts to hide, I caught glimpses of. It makes me sad that he was ashamed of his creativity, and that he had to hide it and, ultimately, do his best to deny it.
Creativity, whether it be writing, painting, music, tapestry, rock carving, anything, is the driving force of the universe, and shapes the meaning of our lives.

Tell us about your love affair with the movie Jaws.

It is the perfect movie.

Oh, you want more? ;-)

I first saw Jaws upon its release in 1975 in a packed cinema, and I was eleven years old. Almost as a single entity we, the members of the audience, screamed, laughed, gripped our armrests, and jumped out of our seats for the running time of 120 minutes.

At the end of the movie, when Chief Brody takes aim and blows the shark out of the water, the entire cinema audience jumped to its feet and cheered and clapped, releasing all that tension, and reveling in Brody’s (our) victory.

That was it for me. I was hooked on movies forevermore. And for me, Spielberg has never topped that movie experience. Yes, he’s made some damn fine movies since, but Jaws? That film is note perfect.

I was going to finish there, but I think I will say one more thing. Something I have never told anyone before. I think maybe another reason I loved Jaws so much is the character of Brody, played so brilliantly by Roy Scheider.

Looking back from a perspective of being a father myself now, I think as a child I projected Martin Brody onto my own life. He was the man I wanted to be my father. And no, not because he kills a man eating shark. But because he is a family man, one devoted to his wife and sons, who isn’t absent in their lives. Well, for the first half of the movie anyway. But then when he is absent in the second half, that’s because he’s hunting down that man eating shark, to ensure the safety of his children and the town of Amity.

Right, time for me to look up the number of that counsellor again!

I highly recommend the Joe Coffin series as a terrific, character-driven vampire tale full of blood and sex and even some laughs. Visit Ken at his website, and say hi to Joe while you're there! 

Monday, June 8, 2015

Book Reviewing Thoughts

On the heels of the latest example of an author behaving badly, I wanted to share a few thoughts about book reviewing.  (Note that this Dylan Saccoccio character has since deleted his ludicrous complaints about the negative reviews he's received, which shows a certain amount of shame, if not integrity.  Screenshots of them are available here.)

I'm really quite lucky to review books for Ginger Nuts of Horror.  It's a terrific horror site, and it's a privilege to work alongside really smart people dedicated to celebrating the best of my favorite literary genre: horror.  I write reviews for three reasons:
  1. To participate in conversations about the stuff that interests me.
  2. To help indie authors succeed, especially the good ones.
  3. To get my own name as an author out there, develop relationships, and provide good content.
So far, it's been all upside.  I've met great people, I've read some great books, and I've had a great time.  It's great to contribute and become part of the community.  Great x 4.

I'd love to give every book I read 5 stars.  But I won't, because most books aren't 5-star books.  I know how it sucks to not get that A+ rating, that 5-star review, but goddammit, if you want 5 stars, write a 5-star book.  Fix the grammar.  Make sure your formatting's perfect.  Write well.  Entertain me.  There's no way to distill the subjectivity of a book review into a scientific formula, but you've got to make it hard for me to knock off a star for sloppiness.  I want you to succeed, I really do.  Believe it or not, I'm on your side.

It's a can of worms to be an author and a reviewer.  If I review your book and you review mine, there's that quid pro quo ghost that always haunts the proceedings.  On the other hand, Stephen King gets to read and review Clive Barker's stuff if he wants to, right?  Where else would we get the "What Clive Barker does makes us look like we've been asleep for ten years" quote from?  Not that I'm comparing myself to either of these men, of course.  So there's that mess.  And the mess of not liking something that plenty of other people like.  Writers hone in on criticism, even mild criticism, and many of us tend not to forget slights, perceived or otherwise.  You didn't think my use of the decrepit plumbing supply store as a metaphor for Francine's miscarriage of the twins was effective enough to carry the narrative through the third act?  Fuck you!  Who wants to make enemies in such a small world?

I just might not like your book because I don't like it, and that's all.  Sometimes it is just me, and I don't like it, and you're just going to have to deal with it, and it sucks to be you.  Some of the reviews I didn't get for The Blessed Man and the Witch were when the reviewers emailed me to say that they didn't like it partway through and didn't want to give it a negative review.  In those cases, I thanked them very kindly for their consideration and moved on.  What I didn't do was go with my id and say,

"Oh, okay.  I mean, I know you're a fucking imbecile who's more comfortable at a Dick and Jane level of reading, judging from the dozens of trashy bullshit novels you've given 5-star ratings to, but it's okay.  You idiot.  
Sincerely, Dave.  
P.S. You're a fucking moron.  Sorry I left that out."  

As much as I would have liked to.  Even to the nice lady who told me that my book would be better suited for teenage boys to read.  When I thought about it, I actually appreciated that these reviewers didn't want to post a bad review of my work.  That's really nice.

But not everybody has to do that.  And not everybody will.  And as an author, you're going to have to figure out how to deal with it in a way that doesn't involve a tantrum.

I bow to no one in my dislike for Goodreads; I've said many times that it's full of animated gif-loving sociopaths who relish writing negative reviews and encourage others to pile on.  Not everyone on Goodreads does this, but there are book reviewing rock stars out there who are popular for destroying books, and Goodreads is a platform that encourages this.  Plenty of Goodreaders will low-rate a book not because they've read it, but because they don't like the blurb, their friends didn't like it, or they're just having aches and pains "down there" and need to lash out.  It's been said many times that it's for readers, not writers, and I agree.  Writers should avoid Goodreads at all costs.  You'll note that the vast majority of public accounts of writers behaving badly occur on Goodreads.  So just don't participate.  Have a passive presence on Goodreads at most.

There are certain elements of book reviewing that involve turning subjective art into objective qualifications: proper grammar, formatting, consistency (if he stubbed out his cigarette a sentence ago and takes a drag from it in the next sentence, that's a consistency problem).  After that, it gets fuzzy.  That's where the difficulty of book reviewing lives: in the fuzzy areas.

Ultimately, I love reading and I'm glad to help other writers by reviewing their work.  Especially if it's good.  Does it feel like a punch to the gut to get a bad review?  Of course.  It's terribly demoralizing, especially when you're starting out.  The key is to keep at it and reach that point where you don't care about reviews of any kind.