These reviews have spoilers in them.

After an attempt at a nap during a particularly bad wave of nausea, I turned on The Taking of Deborah Logan, mostly because it was the first movie recommended in the list and I felt too awful to think about picking something different. Overall, it wasn't bad, but it had little to recommend it. The problem with this film and the one I watched after it was the same: the characters were mostly unlikable from the beginning to the end and I didn't care what happened to them. Except for the kid, because, well, it was a kid. With cancer. The creepy bit with Deborah Logan sort of opening her face near the end and swallowing the kid's head was effective. The old lady T-and-A was unusual. I'm trying to find things to say about this movie, but can't, which shows you how unmemorable it was. It wasn't bad, but it wasn't good, either. 2 out of 5 stars.
Terrorphoria's post on the movie You're Next had intrigued me, so as I lay on the sofa, trying not to writhe in agony from muscle cramps and gut spasms, I put it on. People who know about movies, especially horror movies, call it "mumblegore" and I don't give enough of a damn to Google the term to find out what mumblegore is or what other films exist in the mumblegore oeuvre. I assume it has nothing to do with Harry Potter. In it, a bunch of people who are absolute putzes get attacked by men in animal masks. One person has the wherewithal to fight back, and she does, killing all the bad guys because that's just what women do in violent situations: they use their brawn, innate brutality, and hardcore fighting skills to defeat trained soldiers in hand-to-hand combat. Yes, I know she spent time on a survivalist compound, whatever that means. In any event, there were some funny moments to it, and some disturbing ones, but the filmmakers didn't care enough about the viewers to put forth enough effort to make us care about what was happening. It was just an exercise in brutality. 3 out of 5 stars. One of those stars is because Barbara Crampton was in it.
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